Tjolgtjarian Birth Rites

Tjolgtjarium Eust Waanuuj Uus Ikarik

True Praise:
(Recite over expecting mom three times daily at 3 months pregnant. Mother and Father Together )

Grotkjom,

Ikan,

Tjolmirjmon Trektjar,

Nuujaithinus,

Jaaruuwei,

Tjolgtjarium Eust


True Calling of The Souls:
(Next 3 months of pregnancy, once daily, Mother only)
Rikwaundanian Devils, heed the warning
Do not Possess Until the spirit dies
Slowly pull out every bit of Loving
Take their hearts, take their Sign
Unknowing submutant earthen slime
Trampled under your feet with pride, _________________
(While "My Beloved child" will do just fine, you should have the baby's name chosen by this point. If you have decided on a name - and you should have by now - for this human being that is about to come into the confused prisoner dimension, use it, this is powerful.)

True Faith:
(Once before sleep daily for the last 3 months - or remaining duration. Mother recite the first line, Father recite the second, Both recite the third. A Tjolgtjarian would not choose to know the baby's sex. The Tjolgtjarian Follower knows life is best as a surprise, and also knows that any decision made where the parents know the sex of their child beforehand will only be detrimental to the very existence of the unborn, which is wholly unfair to your new, most important member of the family ! )

Tjol, Euk uun Grotk.
In term of waiting mother.

Tjol, Euk uun Grotk.
In thought of longing father.

Tjol, Euk uun Grotk.
Bring a son or give a daughter.